January 2010
64 posts
politics with cows,
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s...
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Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway?
If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
I never said it was possible. I only said it was true.
“Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theatre.”
– Gail Godwin
I like going to the park and watching the children run and jump around, because you see, they don’t know I’m using blanks.
You are free to execute your laws, and your citizens, as you see fit.
Wow. O.K.
A still animal sits afoot. Tones I ring.
I sing (i.e. ride it, nuts open). On or off, I riff.
Uh… I, to lasses, say, “Oh aha, hah, all!”
It’s tops. It is a Tao, bro, to my baby demo.
Can one poet arise so rosy?
As “D” I star. Comedy, baby. My my, a show.
Oh say “my my,” baby.
Democrats? I’d say so. (Roses irate.)
Open, on a comedy...
sign this petition. →
“I have latent superpowers that enable me to fall through bus armrests.”
– mike blais
“it sucks being smart enough to know that you’re not very smart.”
– VP
MUSIC
i need more music.
give me some of your favourites.
fuck yeah.
laughs,
adam: do you remember that show "Toy Castle"?
angie: yeah, i made you watch it all the time.
adam: yeah, it was boring as shit.
angie: no it wasn't!
adam: yes it was, it had no plot.
angie: it did so!
adam: okay, what was its plot?
angie: to dance, and sing, and make children happy.
“If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the
video camera and...”
– Bobcat Goldthwait
My life according to:
BARENAKED LADIES.
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Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “my life according to (band name).” Are you a male or female? What A Good Boy How do you feel: Adrift Describe where you currently live: Home If you could go anywhere, where would you go: The Old...
