January 2010
64 posts
stop pulling my face toward your face.
December 2009
87 posts
how many brothas fell victim to tha streetz rest in peace young nigga, there’s a Heaven for a ‘G’ be a lie, If I told ya that I never thought of death my niggas, we tha last ones left but life goes on….
Fuck with your soul like ether.
two choices;
either she’s an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or…
she’s a robot.
“How sweet! You still believe in death… that’s just so… quaint....”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.
“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all...”
– Richard Dawkins
“I never believed in much, but I believed in you.”
– Neil Young
When I speak, I want my words to mean something. I want my words to make people shiver.
“It’s not just about you taking care of your child. It’s about you...”
– 2Pac
i kind of hate christmas.
now i am thirsty.
good lord,
i realized that i can buy books online, and have them shipped to my house.
and i can use my debit card.
i am going to run out of money.
read me like an open book.
got no place to go, but theres a girl waitin’ for me down in mexico.
she got a bottle of tequila, a bottle of gin.
and if i bring a little music, i could fit right in.
wrap her up in a package of lies,
send her off to a coconut island.
fuck,
d-optimus:
runningoutofink:
i hate talking to drunk people,
when i am sober.
especially when it is my mother,
on a monday evening.
wait… seriously? she’s drunk? on a Monday? oh boy.
-yeah, she is at least tipsy most nights. which isn’t terrible (though far from good), but i just can’t have a rational conversation with her. so i just try to stay away.
fuck,
i hate talking to drunk people,
when i am sober.
especially when it is my mother,
on a monday evening.
wtf?
d-optimus:
so there’s the rule in the girl code
where you can’t date a friend’s ex.
apparently guys have that exact same rule.
which sucks. fml.
…
this is the type of shit I learn in math class. nbd.
-unless she is really hot.
laughs.
at work,
CB: this store is so dirty.
AS: i know, right? unhealthily so.
CB: i can smell the cancer.
for hardcore Weezer fans. →
growing up is for pussies.
blog #48,387 runningoutofink tumblarity 100
one step closer to world domination.
ginger stalker
so, i have a friend who is ginger. his name is marshalll. we went to a concert a while ago. he bought the same shirt as me. he laughed and said “every time you wear this, i am going to as well.”i took that as a joke.
every time i have randomly chosen to wear that shirt, somehow he does as well. the first few times, i shrugged it off as a coincidence. but without fail, every time i...
guh
d-optimus:
so iTunes has 15 dollars of mine that I cannot use, despite being a giftcard, because I don’t have a credit card. >_> wtf?
-give someone the giftcard, and make them give you 15$.
1985
Andrew: My God, are we gonna be like our parents?
Claire: Not me...ever.
Allison: It's unavoidable, it just happens.
Claire: What happens?
Allison: When you grow up, your heart dies.
secret window
“I know I can do it,” Todd Downey said, helping himself to another ear of corn from the steaming bowl. “I’m sure that in time, every bit of her will be gone and her death will be a mystery… even to me.”
Dogma
Now, Through The Looking Glass, that poem “The Walrus and the Carpenter,” that’s an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and good nature, obviously represents either Buddha or, with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha – that takes care of your eastern religions. Now, the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a...
Just because i serve you, doesn’t mean i like you.
I’m a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
.
It’s not who you love. It’s how.
thought,
i feel like the only thing i am good at is wasting time.
oh, and being awesome.
Ryan: Gel pens hate me.
Adam: Why?
Ryan: Shh, they're watching.
